Email from Elder Bodily

This is an email Elder Bodily wrote(12-05-07). Enjoy!

I, Elder Fbod, having been born of non-musical lineage and having no ability to sing or hit any key have accomplished the impossible. Lo with the help of Elder Shepherd, Elder Fbod and Lohla have landed themselves a spot in front of the entire MTC at the MTC fireside on Sunday December 9 in the year 2007 of our Lord. It is a most triumphant victory. We have bested many foes and come out on top with a recorder and elder shepherd's superb musical abilities. It will be a joyouse occasion with much joy and merry making to be had throughout all the land. Lohla will go down in the history books as a mere recorder who bested many a flute, and violin, and many other so called "better" instruments. Elder Fbod has also managed to construct a lightsaber and is now having many epic battles with the other elders of his district. This is his last P-day in the MTC thus you might not hear from him next week. But fear not my children, I will always return...